Monday, May 9, 2011

Princess Margaret Driving Academy

    Drivers at Princess Margaret Secondary School are top of the line professionals. There are never students getting pulled over by police, or parked cars getting smashed into in the parking lot, or even the classic act of  pedestrians getting hit in a cross walk. No way. This school is filled with future Nascar champions, and it is seen on a daily basis in the streets surrounding Princess Margaret.

   A prime example of top notch driving lies behind the wheel of  a red Ford F350. The driver shall remain nameless for personal reasons. This Ken Block type driver is so skilled in the art of parking that he forgot to stop between the painted parking lot lines, and ran right into the back of another parked car. Only a grade 11 is capable of driving with that amount of percision and skill. But thats ok, theres no need to report it because hes so dam pro.

   Dont you just hate crosswalks? Well drivers at Princess Margaret do. People just seem to step out infront of cars without looking both ways, just because of a few painted lines on the road. A student attending Princess Margaret a few years back, was driving along, pumping some Katy Perry, while texting their mom, when all of a sudden there was a loud thump. The person was sure they hit a giraffe. Nope, it was just a pedestrian. It obvoiolsy wasn't the drivers fault, crosswalks are overrated anyways.

  Students attending Princess Margaret take driving almost as seriously as their homework. Driving is not something that students mess around with, and it really shows when they get behind the wheel.

1 comment:

  1. 2 of 3 assignments complete. Good detail in each. Writing is generally very polished-only the occasional mechanical error.

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